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YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING: TRUE LIFE – I HATE MY FACE.
posted by: Tabatha on: April 27th 2010 09:50 am i’ve always been a fan of mtv’s true life documentary series. as gut-wrenching as their episodes are, they’re really refreshing compared to all of the other FAKE ass shit that channel throws at us. sometimes i refuse to even watch it when it comes on, because i just don’t have the emotional capacity to handle the shit i see on the screen. either it hits too close to home, or it simply makes me feel really depressed. i always get sucked in though, there’s nothing quite as mesmerizing as real life, no matter how fun all of the scripted crap is to watch. i was on the sofa with my boyfriend last night flipping through channels, when we happened upon true life: i hate my face, and i was absolutely fixated. the episode focused on two different girls, both suffering from a super fucked up…
THE INS & OUTS: FASHIONABLE KIDS, ACCESSORY OVERKILL, AND DOC MARTEN MURDER!
posted by: Tabatha on: January 12th 2010 03:18 pm it?s been a few months since we?ve done an ins & outs list and about time seeing as how we?re now in an entirely new year. even in these early stages of 2010, bitches still seem to be making crucial fashion mistakes and some even worse, are just plainly oblivious. take a break from your window shopping on melrose and get a quick look into what current trends i think are weak and wonderful! out ? slouchy studded boots really people? the punk zelda look is still cool? i don?t mind certain variations of this style, but it?s simply incorporating too many frustratingly trendy characteristics into one laughable creation. you?ve got the ?slouchy? factor, which has been going hard for several years now, and then the stud fad, still in mid-swing, and finally it?s an ankle boot. of course…
VERUCA’S WORLD GIFT GUIDE: MAY THE SILLY-SPIRITED UNITE!
posted by: Tabatha on: December 17th 2009 10:23 am today’s gift guide is for all those special (very special) heads in your life who you know appreciate little attentions to detail over extravagant gifts and FAKE hallmark bullshit. fart noises and michael scott quotes galore! silly girls know that farting on your boyfriends head while you?re wearing skinny jeans is tough, you need to be limber when making quick moves like that. that?s why i suggest some baggy movement with our one night stand jeans, $100, available at the mob shop. this is a bra made of plastic hands. i realize that it may be difficult to layer with other items of clothing, but it?d be pretty fucking hot opening your apartment door and greeting whoever is lucky enough to be there while wearing nothing but that and some undies. towels are so underrated! …
NO MORE MR.NICE GUYS, PLEASE!
posted by: Tabatha on: November 30th 2009 01:56 pm us girls are fucking complicated, aren?t we? men would certainly agree. i think that?s fair to say though. the way i see it, women are simple in their complexity, and men are complex in their simplicity. it seems that every step one of us takes gets undone by the steps the other sex just took before us. i hope that makes sense. in easier terms, men and women seem to be playing some sick, never-ending game of tug-of-war, and no one ever wins. guys know that girls gravitate towards ?bad boys?, but then they know that deep-down we all have a desire to be cuddled, cared-for, and baby-named. what they don?t understand is that we want that down the line, but initially? you need to play your game homie! i won?t try and tell dudes what game to go with,adidas shoes,air jordans, because frankly i don?t know eithe…
LIL’ SUZY IS GONNA BE LATE FOR HER AIRBRUSHING.
posted by: Tabatha on: November 04th 2009 07:23 am the pageant culture in america is fucking freakish, to say the least. you don’t hear as much about it over here in ny, pretty bitches out here want to just be rich models. but pageant girls are different, and i honestly don’t feel like i can speak on their behalf because i don’t even really know women who do that sort of thing. it isn’t necessarily despicable or bad, but there’s such a strange aura and energy about things like that, the people who run them seem like the devil to me. these girls walking across a stage in a glittery gown looking “perfect” and preaching about world peace aren’t fucking fooling anybody. one day i believe i was watching mtv and fell upon a documentary about child pageants. my dude, you don’t even know. this is some twisted ass shit. these are little girls who…
THE VAMP: A DILDO FOR ALL YOU TWILIGHT FREAKS!
posted by: Tabatha on: September 25th 2009 10:17 am like i mentioned before, there are quite a few fans of vampires in the office. maru & megan are the presidents of the club and as a result of their constantly gushing over r pats and wondering what the fuck k stews problem is, i’ve learned quite a deal about twilight, at least for someone reluctant to. one term that constantly gets brought up is ‘marble wang’, used to describe the chilling hardness of vampire penis. i think it was birthed from fan fictions. i figured that if a sex toy was ever modeled after this ‘wang’, it would be one of those weird glass dildos that look like pipes and bongs often do. well, there actually is a FAKE dong out there which caters to all those who fantasize about constipated-looking blood suckers. meet the vamp, by tantrus, $40. what makes this bloodles…
THE HOTLIST: I WANT TO FUCK YOU. WAIT, ARE THOSE DOLCE SHOES?
posted by: Tabatha on: September 22nd 2009 01:58 pm it kind of annoys me when women use gay men as an accessory. i get the appeal, they?re like regular girlfriends, except they?re usually about 10 times more extravagant and entertaining. if you ask me, it?s even kind of selfish. you?re basically using their sexual identity to get you attention. of course not all homo?s roller-blade around in pink short shorts blowing into a whistle, i?ll give you a better example of the kind of fag hag relationship i?m talking about. that dude dwight on the real housewives of atlanta. he eats it up so much that it makes me wonder if he?s only gay in his contract. if one of the bitches breaks a heel or has a ?fashion emergency? (which is all the time, kill your stylists) homeboy pops out of thin air with his distractingly botched face to offer a solution…
LET’S MAKE UP DISEASES! I WANT TO SUFFER TOO! YAY!
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TABATHA’S JULY 09 INS & OUTS.
posted by: Tabatha on: July 20th 2009 03:20 pm where does the fucking time go? i suppose in my case, it gets lost in pipe dreams, for the most part anyway. if i counted all the time i?ve spent/wasted/enjoyed in a world that only exists in my brain, i think that i?d technically be in a constant state of sleep. we haven?t done a nice ?ins & outs? since just before spring, and now summer is half gone, so i think it?s time? out: flowy white dresses // in: fitted, body sculpting pieces i’ve always been majorly into the whole ?little girl sun-bathing lazily on a tree branch in a white frock? thing, but that?s because it reminds me of childhood. the kind of childhood that seems to be shared by lots of dreamy-minded people, such as sofia coppola and her following. as a kid, summers spent in the south of france required little to no cloth…
PUTTING A STOP TO THE STOP&CHAT.
posted by: Tabatha on: June 15th 2009 01:46 pm if you?re a fan of larry david and/or curb your enthusiasm, then you?re completely aware of what a ?stop & chat? is. even if you didn?t know about larry or his show, i?m sure you could guess what it is. for those who don?t know, a stop & chat is a pretty dreaded encounter with someone that you know, but don?t necessarily want to really speak to. because you?re polite and know one another, you both feel obligated to acknowledge each other in the street ? and why wouldn?t you? it?s the right thing to do. the wrong thing to do is to stop the person like an asshole and whistle dixie out of your ass for 3 minutes, talking about shit that you know the other person could not give less of a shit about. we?ve all been in the really awkward position right before a stop & chat, where you initiall…
CHILDHOOD’S CRYPT.
posted by: Tabatha on: June 01st 2009 09:00 am this weekend my mom went up to l.i. with her friend and was nice enough to lend my boyfriend and i the apartment, which we really love being that it’s so cozy and the fridge always has good shit in it. i got there before he did and went into my old room where the huge-ass ‘photo’ box got stored and i just couldn’t help myself. i sat in front of it and went through so many photos that my head hurt afterwards. both physically and mentally, it’s strange seeing so many bits and pieces of your life like that, things you might not have remembered unless you saw a photo. but then the second you look over it everything comes back – the smells, the weather, what you were talking about, where you were, even what state of mind you were in. a picture is worth way more than a thousand words sometimes…
UV 1-2-3!
posted by: Tabatha on: May 18th 2009 11:23 am i always thought of FAKE-tanning as like, the worst thing ever. the majority of girls who frequent those places go every day until they become both a) addicted and b) orange. there’s a tanning salon that opened right around the corner from my house though, and the other day i was sitting at home just frowning and my pale ass skin when i thought, why the fuck not? the spot is called urban tanz, yeah, i know the name is equally not-awesome, but it’s cheap and mad relaxing. i thought it took a long time for some reason, but you just go in and pick how many minutes you wanna tan for and they tell you to go in a room and there it is. you just get down to your undies (i like my boobs when they look like caramel-colored balloons), get in the bed, pull the top down, put the weird little goggl…
VERUCA’S WORLD: SUMMER MADNESS!
posted by: Tabatha on: May 04th 2009 11:03 am while this week the skies are pissing upon new york city, we can all sense that summer is near. my hair is getting poofier, i sweat easier, most girls will not be eating very much in the next few months – my mother always said ‘you have to suffer to be beautiful’, which i hated, but i guess it’s true sometimes. bummer, i’m going to have to start wearing socks too… warm weather requires a bathing suit. when i was younger and very self conscious, i would always try and make excuses when it came to stripping down to a bikini or one-piece. i’d be like ‘i don’t feel like swimming’, or ‘i don’t have anything to wear’, and i’d sit by the pool hating myself. eventually i’d throw on a t-shirt and try to go unnoticed in the water, but a giant floating white thing attracts more attention tha…
MOB HITS: ABBY KOOCHIE!!!
posted by: Tabatha on: May 04th 2009 08:58 am we simply do not do enough mob hits! we don’t find too many people worthy of dissecting with odd questions, but abby easily gave me the best interview of my semi-journalistic life! i believe we are related, and i want to watch 2001: a space odyssey with her, on mushrooms or not. it would be amazing either way. why hello there! and what is your name little girl? full name is as follows: abbington lottie von koochair. you want my hebrew name too? chaya which means life. i have a lot of nicknames but they are specific to the friends who created them. would you like to share with us how many years you?ve been living on planet earth? well, that?s kind of a sore subject. when i was 6 (earth years) my earth parents informed me that i had been dropped off by my real ?space parents? …
VERUCA’S WORLD: BUT FIRST, LET’S CLIMB SOME TREES!
posted by: Tabatha on: April 23rd 2009 02:27 pm i?m not really a girly girl. i mean, i can be at times, i love girl stuff like pastries and flowers and day dreaming and undies and cuddling and small furry things, but i don?t think i really give off that vibe. i generally prefer boys clothing over girls, i like acting like a rascal, and even if i?m all dolled up my potty mouth cancels out the extreme femininity. i wouldn?t call myself a tomboy, but i?m certainly a hybrid. maybe i could make a new name for broads like myself?frankiegirl? i don?t know, but if you like throwing eggs and playing resident evil, you might be interested in some of this shit? my favorite bag brand is head porter, i seem to fall in love with everything they make. good quality shit, good looking gear, practical, and versatile. a girls bag says a lot abou…
BUBBLY BLONDE.
posted by: Tabatha on: April 02nd 2009 07:29 am when it comes to scarlett johansson, people either love or hate her. i happen to be a lover, something about her just seems really natural and honest to me. is that naive? she’s like a “hot blonde” but minus the FAKE tits and stupid conversation and tacky purses. moet & chandon must feel the same way, seeing as they announced her as the face of the brand last month – their first ever celebrity icon. a spokesman for m&c said she was the obvious choice because “…she makes people dream…refreshingly spontaneous, generous, glamorous and she lives life to the fullest both on-screen and off” – i had a feeling! i think she looks absolutely ravishing in these flicks. soon she’ll be returning to acting, as a russian bad ass named black widow in iron man 2. iron man 2!? yes! dude, robert & scar…
TEAM BETHANY!
posted by: Tabatha on: April 01st 2009 08:04 am i wanted to be in bed by 1:30 am yesterday, but i started feeling kind of antsy and decided to clear out all the boxes in front of my doorway. i got a call from the landlord’s secretary the other day telling me that all of our boxes (from when we moved in, it’s slow in our house) were blocking the ladder/roof access and that if the building did a fire inspection they’d be fined, then we’d be in trouble, so we had to get rid of them. i put on the real housewives of nyc as background noise while i kneeled on/taped up cardboard after cardboard. the last time i’d seen the show was when they had the charity event which they invited new bitch kelly killoren to. she arrived late, called the charity “cute”, and then when word of invitations was brought up she immediately was like ‘woa, sorry, …
A MAKEUP ARTISTS WET DREAM.
posted by: Tabatha on: March 27th 2009 07:47 am my mom used to be the fashion editor over at paper magazine. trust me, it’s not as cool and glamorous as it sounds, but she’d get a shit ton of free beauty supplies and samples that we’d otherwise be spending hundreds on. i remember when she got these amazing shu uemura FAKE eyelashes that were made of like spotted feathers and adorned with glitter and jewels, i’d never worn false eyelashes nor would i without a good reason, but i still wanted to steal them. she made it very clear that they were completely off limits and hid them away. they’ve resurfaced a few times over the years with all the moving and whatnot, but i’ve never stolen them as i’d intended to. these aren’t fucking drugstore eyelashes, this is like the rolls of falsies. maybe next year i’ll go down to rio for carnivale …
FAFI’S WAY OF TURNING WACK INTO WONDERFUL!
posted by: Tabatha on: March 17th 2009 01:05 pm melissa had posted about the comic creations of the most official fafinette (fafi of course) a little while back. she likes settling down in cozy little hotel rooms to get inspired and work, but unfortunately this last one she encountered wasn’t so lovely. “in-room design: i have beautiful screenprints canvas of cheese and herbs, a FAKE plastic flower pot and the toilet door is a plastic one that screams clac clac when opened” – but she always finds a way to make something cute! click the photo for more adventures!
VERUCA’S WORLD.
posted by: Tabatha on: March 13th 2009 01:18 pm i just want too much shit. i have this secret hobby, scrap-booking…except it’s not all like ‘baby’s first birthday’ or some shit like that. i just cut out all the cool shit i see in magazines and make shit loads of collages out of them. i have three solid ass sketch books packed out the ass now, which i am very proud of. see, i can be pure! anyway, after weeks of compiling lists of shit i wish i had, i decided to officialize the whole deal by giving the post a name of it’s very own. who better to name an ‘i want it now!’ list after than veruca salt?! a.r.c x air force 1 “crispy”. ‘platine’ (french for turn table) plate and 16943 tv from frst. okay really, if i had that tv, i would literally just watch it. that shit is like an eye massage. i get really excited about things …
NIGHT LIGHT!
posted by: Tabatha on: March 02nd 2009 12:30 pm matteo cibic, and italian designer has created probably one of the most awesome lamps ever after the infamous christmas story fishnet leg. his piece was designed for love design, a show featuring 20 designers all using feelings such as passion, desire, and pleasure to inspire their creations. kind of a make love not war sorta thing i guess. so in case you were retarded, that is a lamp with a dildo serving as the base. when the toy is removed, the shade gives off a red glow. so now you wont have to be nervous about people looking through you’re night table because the naughty stuff will be hidden right on top, disguised as a quaint little lamp! aside from it being awesome because it’s a fucking dildo-light, (so much better than a flesh light…ew) the way the bulb creates red lightin…
LIKE A VIRGIN?
posted by: Tabatha on: December 22nd 2008 05:07 pm most losing-your-virginity stories seem more like nightmares than nice coming-of-age tales. as a matter of fact, i don?t think i have ever heard a good one where the girl didn?t get degraded or played in some way. then the poor bird (unless she got herself into a stupid ass avoidable situation, like deciding to give it up to a crack dealer for free rock for example) feels that horrible six letter feeling?regret. they are completely disgusted by not only the faggot that double crossed them, but by themselves as well, and will most likely spend a few months acting out until time does it?s thing and allows the experience to drift into the dark, forcefully forgetful depths of your subconscious. but now that technology rules everything around us (t.r.e.a.m) some bitches who couldn?t let it go…
SHIT I MISS FROM BACK HOME.
posted by: Tabatha on: April 26th 2008 03:03 am forward: i composed a lil list of things i take for granted in ny and miss now that i’m in the south of france. boo hoo, poor me right? no need to tell me what a jaded little asshole i am in the comments section friends. bisous… shit i miss from back home assholes being in a tiny french village has really made me realize how out of touch new yorkers are with the rest of humanity. you have to say hello to everyone, and then you have to ask them how they?re doing,Cheap Airfare,Hotels, Flights, and you have to actually care. it?s not like back home where you walk into a deli and hand dude your pack of gum and mummble ?hey whats up, how much? thanks, later? and then keep on keeping on. i keep forgetting it?s not like that here and got put in my place several times. i was buying a bra at the weekly street market …
Can You Spot A F.A.B?
posted by: on: April 13th 2008 07:43 am now many of us hate to admit that we have surrounded ourselves with some FAKE-ass bitches in our day. this weekend was another revelation that my spring cleaning is definitely here. i usually do my random cohort cleaning three times a year….during the spring, definitely the summer, & randomly during the winter. don?t ask me why….i just do it! so get this….on friday [that just passed] one of my so-called-honest friends decided to pop off and commence in the ?honesty game?….where she decided to play herself in the worse way possible. and you?ve guessed it …she decided to air out all of her feelings about my appearance [and everything in between], as though her look was something to adore! lately, i?ve realized that women have been trying [and i stress trying] to pull out all stop…
TABATHA’S INS & OUTS, WINTER 08!
posted by: tab on: February 21st 2008 08:58 pm fashion week, shmashion week! as i sit on the subway and browse the magazines at my local smoke shop, i cant help but feel like “cool” style is getting gayer and gayer. so-called “well-dressed” girls just look like homeless bag lady clones of eachother! here’s my opinion on whats goody and whats playayed so far in 08… out: studded heels these are so mercer & prince, as all trends sprouted from the olsen twins tend to be. we get the irony – hot, gentle-faced models wearing rough, tough-girl gear. often paired with cut off shorts, your boyfriends shirt, and a leather jacket…no matter how much leather and studs you strap on yourself, i can still knock your skinny ass out.in: pucci strappy heel! these are such eye candy! while i realize they’re not exactly snow shoes, they’re such goo…
LOURDES ROAD TRIP 07!
posted by: tab on: January 06th 2008 05:47 pm while leah is breast feeding, sarah is doing a photo shoot on a costa rican beach, and i’m staring off into space, one woman is almost never not working. our girl lourdes, though not as in-your-face as us three, is one of the hardest working bitches (if not the hardest) on the block. she does the packing, heavy lifting, and shipping to all you heads buying our goods (be nice when you send shipping questions!). here’s a look at her much-needed vacation: “my friend shauna moved to la last year from brooklyn, but finally came to her senses and realized la is wack and decided to move back here so she flew me out there so we could drive back to the east coast together. before i got on the plane, i ran into drunk ass weeman from jackass at the news stand in jfk. he was screaming about wanting t…
HALLOWHATEVS.
posted by: tab on: November 01st 2007 03:41 pm i remember what a big deal halloween used to be to me. my mother would take me every year to this big party store and buy me all this awesome shit like cobwebs and FAKE limbs so that i could decorate our house. i’d plan my costumes weeks in advance (i was always a witch or sally from nightmare before christmas, my mom made me the dress out of a black slip) and i’d have candy until the next year. now it’s just an excuse to look the way you always wished you could and get ridiculously fucked up. i didnt even have any candy. but anyway, i was a zombie (which was the big debate of the night, everyone said “you’re dressed up?” and “you look strung out”) and decided to start my night off at neck face’s opening on grand st. somehow i didnt make it inside and was led off to epsteins instead. her…
MOM JEANS!
posted by: tab on: October 17th 2007 07:30 pm remember when snl was really awesome and all the good cast members (will, jimmy, tina, tracy…they left right?) were still on board? they even made weekend update good and that skit always blows. my favorite thing about snl was always the fauxmercials. you know, FAKE commercials? my favorites are the abusive dog training video, the tabasco sauce carrying purse, and of course mom jeans. mom jeans are those jeans that make you look like you have a fupa – fat upper p—- area? oh fuck it this is most official bitches we’re talking about i can write pussy if i want. well anyway, so these jeans give off that effect. or you know when you jump into a pool in a shirt and then you pull the shirt and it makes like a bubble belly cuz of the air trapped inside? that’s what mom jeans do! you get the…
WHERE’S MY PACIFIER?
posted by: tab on: September 18th 2007 09:39 pm leah may be a well put-together mommy and business woman these days, but her life wasnt always that way. why, only 10 years ago she may have sold you FAKE ecstasy at a rave and then wandered the streets of new york in her ufo’s, glitter on her face and butterfly wings strapped to her back. but that’s just what makes leah, leah, and what makes married to the mob as dope and inspired as it is. also this way leah will know what kier is on when she comes home, locks herself in the bathroom and draws demons on the wall in lipstick. p.s. i dare you to look at that photo on acid.
IN-N-OUTS: FALL 07
posted by: tab on: September 03rd 2007 09:51 pm september has arrived! that means a new school year, fashion week, leaves falling and humidity dropping, cute sweaters, boots, my birthday?september means a lot of things, but mainly it represents a change in pace, state of mind, and attire. for this wonderful fall month, i bring you a new batch of in and outs, freshly baked and ready to serve. out: white ray bans if i see one more mother fucker with the white ray ban wayfarers (often accompanied by a straw fedora) on, i will be forced to pee on them. come on, they?re not original anymore. the wayfarer itself is getting played out in general, because let?s face it, everyone has a pair. i have two! i have eyeglasses and sunglasses (not like any fashion police rules apply to me, i make em and i brake em however i want) but mine aren?t …
RATTLE BIKINI!!!
posted by: MOB on: July 23rd 2007 06:59 pm mob has teamed up with kaws once again to make a sexy ass bikini for all you hot bitches that know what’s up. an edition of 200, these will go on sale friday july 27th at original FAKE (tokyo), alife (nyc), colette (paris) and on the mob website. see a close up photo of the details after the jump.
THE DOWNFALL OF GOYARD!!!
posted by: Leah on: July 18th 2007 09:38 pm yes it’s true…it’s pretty much a wrap. the goyard tote is being bootleged on canal. luckily i do not own a tote, i have two other types of goyard bags. but that is no comfort!! it is still fucking wak. now every other bitch walking down the street is gonna have one and i will have to put my goyards in the back of my closet and find the next best handbag! or maybe i will buy ten FAKE goyard bags on canal.
HIP-HOP WHO?
posted by: tab on: April 12th 2007 07:45 pm hip-hop harry. he?s a big bear (who looks slightly dusted) that rocks a blue kangol, (tilted) a baggy red shirt, a FAKE ass ?h? goldie chain, rob christofaro style cut-off jean shorts and some bootyleg af1?s. oh yeah and he hangs with a posse of little 8 year old assholes of all different races. the show was on at 6:30 am on tlc. i was flippin? through favorites lookin? for the infomercial about the magic bullet (i cant get enough of that thing!) and i came across this educational piece of shit. do you expect me to believe, at 6:30 am, that a 10 year old chinese girl can freak it if the beat is ill? i was completely tuned in though, unable to even drink my chai. i only caught the end but i guess this bear teaches kids lessons through rap. it?s supposed to be positive, right? well …
VICE GIRLS VS TABATHA
posted by: tab on: January 31st 2007 10:27 pm vice based their last issue around the mysterious and exciting topic of girls. i know all about em?, so i read it cover to cover to make sure they had their facts straight. while i?ll always disagree with some of their articles, i mainly loved the one about the girl who sends the gross stuff that comes from her body to weirdo?s on the internet and the overall alphabet of being a girl. the only thing is, the girl who wrote the alphabet was one of those chicks that wears boy briefs, has plaque, and takes a shit while her boyfriend cuts his toenails on the edge of the bathtub. i?m sorry, but that is one kind of girl and i am certainly another. i consider myself the right mix of girly girl and tree climbing, slingshot loving female. here?s their alphabet from my point of view? a ? assholes
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YESTERDAZE…
posted by: tab on: August 07th 2006 02:38 pm now i realize this wont be the most meaningful post i’ve ever made, but i just have to put this out there. i am a 90’s baby and grew up in brooklyn. put those two together and you can imagine a corny 3rd and 4th grade class dressed in clothing limited to 90’s style brooklyn stores. my parents were visionary so i was always pretty fresh, but the other kids around me, eh?not so much.they all wore tights before tights were ?cool” (they’re still wack, sorry). the print was usually floral or maybe something childish like cartoon animals, little cars, shapes, etcetera. one of my best friends had a denim jacket with the ?looney toons” symbol embroidered on the back. and above anything were those little white cheerleaders’ shoes, totally generic. okay, i’m going to publicly admit for the first tim…
IN & OUT
posted by: tab on: May 14th 2006 04:46 pm since its our goal to keep the public informed, we decided to put out our own little column of in’s and out’s, or do’s and dont’s. it was a fun project, although due to computer issues your dear author is having, the photoshopping is a little rough. enjoy, get offended, and take notes!out : chanel knock-offs unless your name is espo FAKE chanel is not cool! FAKE designer is a bad look in general, but chanel is the worst for some reason. especially if you pass it off for real! nothing says “trash” like too much make up,sydney thailand things to do tokyo tours, a badly thrown together slutty outfit and a big, flashy, FAKE. not to mention child labor in thailand is not cute. p.s if you’re gonna buy a FAKE, make it worth your while and buy an hermes birkin bag ($2000-$22,580) instead of a chanel ($500-$1200) in : subtle chanel pieces…
MOST OFFICIALLY, BITCHES!
posted by: tab on: March 28th 2006 12:19 pm the m.o.b’s! the most official bitches. new york’s own crew of nasty throw down girlies. drinking 40’s, smoking blunts, popping off to any bro’s or hoes that try and fuck with us, getting beat up by cops, leaving trails of blood, paint and beauty all across this town. yeah sure, we do all that, but m.o.b is nothing to generalize about. it shouldn’t be an image that pops in your head, it shouldn’t be an idea you think you know. fuck that, we’re not a soap opera that’s guaranteed to always turn out the same. of course, there’s the creator of m.o.b, leah mcsweeney a.k.a bunny castellano. she didn’t just sit on a wad of her parents money while ordering her maid around and think ?dope, i’m gonna create a crew that’s all about the opposite of what i am, which is basically a trust fund bitch wh…
YESTERDAZE…
posted by: tab on: August 07th 2006 02:38 pm now i realize this wont be the most meaningful post i’ve ever made, but i just have to put this out there. i am a 90’s baby and grew up in brooklyn. put those two together and you can imagine a corny 3rd and 4th grade class dressed in clothing limited to 90’s style brooklyn stores. my parents were visionary so i was always pretty fresh, but the other kids around me, eh?not so much.they all wore tights before tights were ?cool” (they’re still wack, sorry). the print was usually floral or maybe something childish like cartoon animals, little cars, shapes, etcetera. one of my best friends had a denim jacket with the ?looney toons” symbol embroidered on the back. and above anything were those little white cheerleaders’ shoes, totally generic. okay, i’m going to publicly admit for the first tim…
IN & OUT
posted by: tab on: May 14th 2006 04:46 pm since its our goal to keep the public informed, we decided to put out our own little column of in’s and out’s, or do’s and dont’s. it was a fun project, although due to computer issues your dear author is having, the photoshopping is a little rough. enjoy, get offended, and take notes!out : chanel knock-offs unless your name is espo FAKE chanel is not cool! FAKE designer is a bad look in general, but chanel is the worst for some reason. especially if you pass it off for real! nothing says “trash” like too much make up, a badly thrown together slutty outfit and a big, flashy, FAKE. not to mention child labor in thailand is not cute. p.s if you’re gonna buy a FAKE, make it worth your while and buy an hermes birkin bag ($2000-$22,580) instead of a chanel ($500-$1200) in : subtle chanel pieces…
MOST OFFICIALLY, BITCHES!
posted by: tab on: March 28th 2006 12:19 pm the m.o.b’s! the most official bitches. new york’s own crew of nasty throw down girlies. drinking 40’s, smoking blunts, popping off to any bro’s or hoes that try and fuck with us, getting beat up by cops, leaving trails of blood, paint and beauty all across this town. yeah sure, we do all that, but m.o.b is nothing to generalize about. it shouldn’t be an image that pops in your head, it shouldn’t be an idea you think you know. fuck that, we’re not a soap opera that’s guaranteed to always turn out the same. of course, there’s the creator of m.o.b, leah mcsweeney a.k.a bunny castellano. she didn’t just sit on a wad of her parents money while ordering her maid around and think ?dope, i’m gonna create a crew that’s all about the opposite of what i am, which is basically a trust fund bitch wh…
YESTERDAZE…
posted by: tab on: August 07th 2006 02:38 pm now i realize this wont be the most meaningful post i’ve ever made, but i just have to put this out there. i am a 90’s baby and grew up in brooklyn. put those two together and you can imagine a corny 3rd and 4th grade class dressed in clothing limited to 90’s style brooklyn stores. my parents were visionary so i was always pretty fresh, but the other kids around me, eh?not so much.they all wore tights before tights were ?cool” (they’re still wack, sorry). the print was usually floral or maybe something childish like cartoon animals, little cars, shapes, etcetera. one of my best friends had a denim jacket with the ?looney toons” symbol embroidered on the back. and above anything were those little white cheerleaders’ shoes, totally generic. okay, i’m going to publicly admit for the first tim…
IN & OUT
posted by: tab on: May 14th 2006 04:46 pm since its our goal to keep the public informed, we decided to put out our own little column of in’s and out’s, or do’s and dont’s. it was a fun project, although due to computer issues your dear author is having, the photoshopping is a little rough. enjoy, get offended, and take notes!out : chanel knock-offs unless your name is espo FAKE chanel is not cool! FAKE designer is a bad look in general, but chanel is the worst for some reason. especially if you pass it off for real! nothing says “trash” like too much make up, a badly thrown together slutty outfit and a big, flashy, FAKE. not to mention child labor in thailand is not cute. p.s if you’re gonna buy a FAKE, make it worth your while and buy an hermes birkin bag ($2000-$22,580) instead of a chanel ($500-$1200) in : subtle chanel pieces…
MOST OFFICIALLY, BITCHES!
posted by: tab on: March 28th 2006 12:19 pm the m.o.b’s! the most official bitches. new york’s own crew of nasty throw down girlies. drinking 40’s, smoking blunts, popping off to any bro’s or hoes that try and fuck with us, getting beat up by cops, leaving trails of blood, paint and beauty all across this town. yeah sure, we do all that, but m.o.b is nothing to generalize about. it shouldn’t be an image that pops in your head, it shouldn’t be an idea you think you know. fuck that, we’re not a soap opera that’s guaranteed to always turn out the same. of course, there’s the creator of m.o.b, leah mcsweeney a.k.a bunny castellano. she didn’t just sit on a wad of her parents money while ordering her maid around and think ?dope, i’m gonna create a crew that’s all about the opposite of what i am, which is basically a trust fund bitch wh…
YESTERDAZE…
posted by: tab on: August 07th 2006 02:38 pm now i realize this wont be the most meaningful post i’ve ever made, but i just have to put this out there. i am a 90’s baby and grew up in brooklyn. put those two together and you can imagine a corny 3rd and 4th grade class dressed in clothing limited to 90’s style brooklyn stores. my parents were visionary so i was always pretty fresh, but the other kids around me, eh?not so much.they all wore tights before tights were ?cool” (they’re still wack, sorry). the print was usually floral or maybe something childish like cartoon animals, little cars, shapes, etcetera. one of my best friends had a denim jacket with the ?looney toons” symbol embroidered on the back. and above anything were those little white cheerleaders’ shoes, totally generic. okay, i’m going to publicly admit for the first tim…
IN & OUT
posted by: tab on: May 14th 2006 04:46 pm since its our goal to keep the public informed, we decided to put out our own little column of in’s and out’s, or do’s and dont’s. it was a fun project, although due to computer issues your dear author is having, the photoshopping is a little rough. enjoy, get offended, and take notes!out : chanel knock-offs unless your name is espo FAKE chanel is not cool! FAKE designer is a bad look in general, but chanel is the worst for some reason. especially if you pass it off for real! nothing says “trash” like too much make up, a badly thrown together slutty outfit and a big, flashy, FAKE. not to mention child labor in thailand is not cute. p.s if you’re gonna buy a FAKE, make it worth your while and buy an hermes birkin bag ($2000-$22,580) instead of a chanel ($500-$1200) in : subtle chanel pieces…
MOST OFFICIALLY, BITCHES!
posted by: tab on: March 28th 2006 12:19 pm the m.o.b’s! the most official bitches. new york’s own crew of nasty throw down girlies. drinking 40’s, smoking blunts, popping off to any bro’s or hoes that try and fuck with us, getting beat up by cops, leaving trails of blood, paint and beauty all across this town. yeah sure, we do all that, but m.o.b is nothing to generalize about. it shouldn’t be an image that pops in your head, it shouldn’t be an idea you think you know. fuck that, we’re not a soap opera that’s guaranteed to always turn out the same. of course, there’s the creator of m.o.b, leah mcsweeney a.k.a bunny castellano. she didn’t just sit on a wad of her parents money while ordering her maid around and think ?dope, i’m gonna create a crew that’s all about the opposite of what i am, which is basically a trust fund bitch wh…
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